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Tenne Mouse is the Webmistress. She's obsessed with this site, and lavishes massive amounts of time and attention on it when she doesn't forget about it for months at a time. She's currently 19 years of age. –and not available.

At some unspecified future point, she's going to have Halfwest write her bio, because Halfwest is rather fond of Tenne (as opposed to Tenne, who has never been overly fond of herself) and will probably say nice things about her.

If you really must contact her, info can be found here.